Dried Shrooms – Blue Meanies
creativity • elevating • social • visuals
Be careful! If you touch these mushrooms, you will turn blue! Just kidding. But there’s a bit of truth in every joke. Indeed, if you...
- Burst of inspiration and imaginative thinking. Blue Meanies stimulate creativity, helping people to look at the world in a new way;
- Sense of euphoria and mental elevation. Ordinary moments stop seeming so ordinary, and every cell of your body is filled with positive energy;
- Vivid visual and auditory hallucinations. You will be immersed in a kaleidoscope of colourful patterns and figures, different shapes and textures, and the sounds and music will become deeper and more atmospheric;
- Deeper connection with other people. Social barriers dissolve, and conversations become longer and intensive. You feel comfortable sharing your thoughts with others, crying and laughing without feeling embarrassed.
Considering that Blue Meanies is a potent strain, you should prepare well for its intake. It is easier than it may seem at first glance. You don’t have to follow a strict diet or dance with a tambourine to catch an unforgettable trip. It is enough to take some free time (better a day off), provide yourself with a comfortable setting and start taking small doses (about the size of your thumbnail).
Some people may wonder: “How can I eat these shrooms?”. We have prepared for you several ways of consuming Blue Meanies that will work for just about everybody:
- Just eat them raw. Chew the shrooms thoroughly and swallow them. The flavour may not be the most delicious, but it’s not ayahuasca. Try to ride it out! The effect comes after about 20-40 minutes;
- Smoothie or juice. Grind up Blue Meanies mushrooms and add them to your favourite smoothie or fresh juice. Bananas, berries or citrus are great for masking the bitter taste of the shrooms, and the ginger reduces nausea. Shrooms will take effect in about 30-45 minutes;
- Blue Meanies Honey (aka Blue Honey). Cut mushrooms finely and mix them with honey; let the mixture infuse for a few weeks. You can take them a spoonful or dissolve them in tea. Honey saves the potency of mushrooms, so you can safely make such winter preparations;
- Mushroom tea. Cut and grind mushrooms, then brew them in hot (not boiling) water for 10-15 minutes. You can add ginger, honey and lemon to improve the flavour. You will feel the effect in 15-30 minutes after taking it;
- Pizza. This is a perfect option for consuming Blue Meanies with friends. Cook pizza in your favourite way. When it cools down a bit, cut mushrooms into small pieces and add them to the pizza. In the final step, you can add olive or garlic oil for taste.
These are just a few options for consuming dried magic mushrooms. If this is not enough for you or you would like to share some awesome recipes with us, you can safely do it by writing to us!
Suppose you don’t want to become the main hero of Avatar. In that case, the MushroomTrip team recommends you follow the dosage placed on the package. Blue Meanies is a very potent strain among the panaeolus cyanescens species, so 1G of these dried mushrooms will be enough to come in at the center of the universe, where the most vivid and deepest sensations gather.
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Microdose
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0.2G – 0.5G |
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Minimal Recreational
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0.5G – 1G |
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Full Recreational
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1G – 2G |
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Advanced
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2G – 4G |
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Heroic No fortune teller will tell you what will happen to you if you try this dosage. If you are an advanced psychonaut like Terence McKenna, you can take your chances. But we recommend that you don’t push your luck and follow the above dosages for a safe and enjoyable experience. |
5G+ |
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